Bonjour!
Today is Monday, December 20. There are 169 days until I go on my next Disney cruise.
It’s my dad’s birthday, and I’d like you to do me a favor. I set him up a birthday email address: happybirthdaybrianp@gmail.com—email him a happy birthday message. (He WILL respond to you.) If you don’t know what to say, feel free to pull one of these phrases:
Your family doesn’t appreciate you
I’m not sure how Lauren turned out like you, but not as good
Your Zinnias make the Zinnias in the Union Square Market look like shit
Those pasta bowls you bought for Cheri in 1998 are still perfect
You are not a broken down insurance man
Your wisdom is growing stronger
You are Gumby
You may have been born near Jesus’ birthday, but you outshine him in every way
Trust me, the less you know him/me, the better this will be. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. Now onto the show.
This week we’re getting to peek into the listening life of Faybeo’n Mickens, the Marketing Director as Double Elvis, home of Disgraceland and some of her …
